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Hand Me Down

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by xcrewman, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. xcrewman

    xcrewman Desk Jockey

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    A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.
    The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

    "Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?"

    "Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."

    "Incredible!" says the seaman. "How’d you get the eye patch?"

    "A sea gull **** in my eye," the pirate replies.

    "You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the seaman asks.

    "Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

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    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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