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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Oct 30, 2004.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    >> >A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween
    >> >party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head
    >> >and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his
    >> >problem.
    >> >
    >> >A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >Dear Sir,
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted
    >> >handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden
    >> >leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized
    >> >his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week
    >> >goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >Dear Sir,
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover
    >> >your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look
    >> >the part.
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >Now the man is really upset since they have gone from
    >> >emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so
    >> >again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.
    >> >The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >Dear Sir,
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the
    >> >molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your
    >> >*** and go as a caramel apple.
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Who's his mail carrier? I want him on my route.