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Halloween

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 21, 2003.

  1. okie

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    A couple was invited to a fancy masked halloween party. The wife got
    a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He
    being a devoted husband, protested but she argued and said she was
    going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.

    So he took costume and away he went. The wife after sleeping soundly
    for an hour,awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided
    to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her
    husband to see how he acted when she wasn't with him.

    She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
    on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and coping
    a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and
    being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry
    and devoted all his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

    She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
    Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
    they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. just before unmasking
    at midnight she slipped away and went home she put away her costume
    and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for
    his behavior. She was sitting up in bed reading when he came in and she
    asked him what kind of time did he have?

    He said oh the same old thing. You know i never have a good time when
    you're not there. Then she asked did you dance much? He replied i'll tell
    you I never danced one dance. When I got there I met Pete and Bill Brown
    and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all
    evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I
    loaned my costume to..