Halloween Party

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 10, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a Halloween
    party, and I want to go as Adam."

    The girl brings out a fig leaf.

    But he says, "Not big enough!"

    So she brings out a bigger one.

    "Still not big enough!"

    So she brings out a HUGE fig leaf.

    "Still not big enough!" he proudly tells her.

    So she says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your
    shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"