>>1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that >>you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. >> >> >> >>2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I >>never believed in Hell until I met you. >> >>3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... >>(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. >> >>4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - >>Will >>you take the knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. >> >>5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Anyone else but you. >> >>6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost >>lifelike! >> >>7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - >>Now >>that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. >> >> >> >>8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you >>say we stop? >> >>9. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like >>you're >>still here. >> >>10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... >> >>(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? >> >> >> >>11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there >>was >>only one life jacket...Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of >>you often. >> >>12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your >>birthday... >>(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep. >> >>13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, >>and >>West Virginia.) >> >>14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but >>wonder... >>(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking? >> >>15. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no >>one >>likes your husband.