Hallmark cards

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 18, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    >>1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that
    >>you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
    >>2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I
    >>never believed in Hell until I met you.
    >>3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
    >>(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
    >>4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) -
    >>you take the knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.
    >>5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Anyone else but you.
    >>6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost
    >>7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) -
    >>that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
    >>8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you
    >>say we stop?
    >>9. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like
    >>still here.
    >>10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
    >>(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
    >>11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there
    >>only one life jacket...Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of
    >>you often.
    >>12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your
    >>(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
    >>13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi,
    >>West Virginia.)
    >>14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
    >>(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking?
    >>15. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no
    >>likes your husband.