Hall pass celebrity crushes

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  1. Boo Berry

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    Married folks know what I mean. So who's yours?

    As we all know, pretty girls have expiration dates, so my choice changes every couple years or so as the perishable products spoil.

    Past hall passes have included, but are not limited to, Nicole Kidman and Kim Kardashian. Clearly these selections don't account for conversation or purity. However today's annointed one is the singer, Ciara, in the Kohl's commercial. Oofa.



    This is all in good fun. My wife's current hall pass is Jason Momoa, and that's cool because I'm better looking than he is. :innocent:
     
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    I don't have one. I never got the celebrity crush thing. I can find a woman inside of ten minutes in almost any grocery store or restaurant who is equally or more appealing than any woman I've seen on TV - and I can actually engage with her. So can anyone else.
     
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    That weather lady is hot
     
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    That's kinda the point. A celebrity hook up has ZERO chance of happening, so it's kind of a goof. Just a fun thing. A safe zone for us committed types.

    It wouldn't work if it were a "anyone I could actually meet at the store and plow in the parking lot" crush. That's just a guaranteed fight. No bueno.
     
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    I had a crush on Shania Twain when I was in high school, I then found out she was a crazy Liberal that didn't like hunting, guns or anything I like to eat...:(

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    Been watching reruns of Two And A Half Men. Most of my favorites were on there. April Bowlby, Kelly Stables, Jennifer Bini Taylor, Emmanuelle Vaugier.

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  7. bandsaw

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    Oh man, I am with you PB County! I can go into my Publix here in Jupiter and find at a minimum 1/2 dozen very, very attractive & approachable women that I would have more in common with than the dittzy Hollywood Elites.
    Now mind you those women in the movies do look great but, all that war paint is hiding some imperfections and we all know they use a kinds of trickery to make em look good.
     
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    Salma Hayek
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    My nearest Walmart is on Hallandale Beach Blvd & the Intracoastal, smack dab in the center of some very pricey neighborhoods (i.e. Golden Beach and a butt ton of oceanfront and ICW-front condos not to mention gated communities up the wazoo), all full of Former Soviet Union mail-order brides. There's a Publix a few blocks up but Wally World tends to have the more prime cuts of meat if you get my drift.
     
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    Seriously? I would never have guessed that you'd find 'em at Wally World. Down here in Jupiter our Wallys on Indiantown Rd get's nothing but the day old and rotted. Nothing to see here folks, move along. It's just another dead one!!!
    Publix is the hot spot. Did I mention I love those yogurt pants!! Damn
     
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    Same here!
    I am an equestrian event photographer, do a lot of rated shows, so do see quite a few celebrities. In the saddle, they look the same as any other rider.
     
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    Oh man...those pants...breeches. It's equestrian season VERY soon in my neighboring Wellington, FL. Those chicks fill the bars in the evenings for about five months out of the year.
     
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    Gina Carano.

    I told my wife one time to give me five names that would be her "get out of jail free" picks. She listed 5 movie stars, The Rock, Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, then two other guys from TV shows that she watches, I forgot. I only remember those three I listed because I know who they are.

    She said, "Now, who are yours?"

    I said, "Well, number one is definitely (named her best friend)."

    Needless to say. She was noooooot amused.
     
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    Marisa Tomei. Or is it Morgan Fairchild?
     
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    Ciara, in the Kohl's commercial. Oofa

    Agreed! She's hot in that darn commercial!
    Ann Hathaway also....
    The blonde doctor in "the good doctor" is cute.
    So many more. Just can't think right now.
     
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