Hair dryer

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  1. okie

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    The Hair Dryer

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?"

    "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

    "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

    "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you. "When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.

    The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

    "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

    The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

    "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

    Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."