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  1. Allegra

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    Sorry, but some threads have made me laugh hihihihi
    Come to think of it
    Everyone here who posts in BOGs makes up the flavor of this forum
    The cast of characters here is what makes us unique and which keeps me interested in BOGs though I've lost my interest in guns long ago
    Dudes , relax relax lang and enjoy the show
     
  2. riddler

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    Guns? what guns???? I come here for the latest pics of Kristine Hermosa????;e ;e ;e
     

  3. antediluvianist

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    Ye Royale Weddinge
    On the evening of the Royal wedding, Camilla was becoming somewhat uncomfortable in her regal attire. Unfortunately, the shoes she had worn that day were a bit too small and, by the time the festivities were over, her feet were in agony. When Camilla and Charles withdrew to their bridal suite, the only thing she could think of was getting her ill-fitting shoes off.
    The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream.
    Eventually they heard Charles say, "God, that was tight."
    "There," whispered the Queen. "I told you Camilla was a virgin."
    Then, to their surprise, they heard Charles say, "Right - now for the other one."
    This was followed by even more grunting and straining and at last Charles exclaimed, "My God! That was even tighter!"
    "That's my boy," said Prince Phillip. "Once a sailor, always a sailor!"
     
  4. toxic

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    perky morning everyone
     
  5. mikol

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    oh..we..!!^7 ^c greenny wednesday..;) ;)
     
  6. toxic

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    Sadik may ppsa pala sa Kuwait, is there any chance you know the contact # , i might go to kuwait for a couple of months for autopsy training makaputok na rin tuloy.

    Shukran
     
  7. mikol

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    saw it also in the ppsa website, pero wala rin ako idea about the contact numbers. baka sa ppsa mismo they have details. email mo nalang ppsa sadik baka mabigyan ka nila ng contact numbers or email add ng FAST-KUWAIT.:)
     
  8. antediluvianist

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    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against
    the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
    The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
    "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
     
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    9MX Rei!

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  10. Allegra

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    Ahahahahahaha!!! that made my day
     
  11. gunfool

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    No more funny post for me although I got lots.:(
     
  12. Allegra

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    I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired.
    This is a true story from the "WordPerfect Helpline" which was transcribed from a
    recording monitoring the customer care department.
    Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired however, he is currently suing the
    WordPerfect organization for Termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.

    "Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"

    "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

    "What sort of trouble?"

    "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the
    words went
    away."

    "Went away?"

    "They disappeared."

    "Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

    "Nothing."

    "Nothing?"

    "It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type."

    "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

    "How do I tell?"

    "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

    "What's a sea-prompt?"

    "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the
    screen?"

    "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept
    anything I type."

    "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

    "What's a monitor?"

    "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
    Does it
    have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

    "I don't know."

    "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find
    where the power
    cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

    "Yes, I think so."

    "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
    plugged into
    the wall."

    "Yes, it is."

    "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice
    that there were two
    cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

    "No."

    "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again
    and find the
    other cable."

    "Okay, here it is."

    "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely
    into the back
    of your computer."

    "I can't reach."

    "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

    "No."

    "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and
    lean way over?"

    "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle it's
    because it's
    dark."

    "Dark?"

    "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
    coming in
    from the window."

    "Well, turn on the office light then."

    "I can't."

    "No? Why not?"

    "Because there's a power failure."

    "A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've
    got it licked
    now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and
    packing stuff your
    computer came in?"

    "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

    "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and
    pack it up just like it
    was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you
    bought it
    from."

    "Really? Is it that bad?"

    "Yes, I'm afraid it is."

    "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

    "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
     
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    There was a bad accident at I-5 in San Diego, CA. A State Trooper arrived at the scene and started talking to Johnny who was involved in the wreck.

    Trooper: What happened here?
    Johnny: Officer, officer, look what dis guy did to my Mercedes
    Benz
    Trooper: You people, you almost died in the wreck, your left
    arm is all mangled up, and all you can think of is
    your Mercedes Benz?

    Johnny looked at his arm, and it’s mangled up just below the elbow.










    Johnny: Gardemet Officer, where’s my Rolex, my Rolex is
    missing.
     
  16. kent

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    john is a friend of mine who now resides in orange county...


    john: hon, i think there's a ghost in our C.R.

    wife: what makes you say that?

    john: well last night when i came home from the bar i went straight to the C.R. to pee, when i opened the door the light turns on and theres a cold breeze....

    wife: you animal!! so it's you that's been urinating in our ref.!!
     
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    ;z ;z ;z you make my day kent!
     
  18. gunfool

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    Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
    The robbery begins.

    Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

    "Perfectly," said Buffie.

    Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car.

    One minute passes . . .
    Two minutes pass . . .
    Seven minutes pass . . . and Judy is really stressing out.

    Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.

    The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Judy says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

    Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"

    "No, you idiot," said Judy. "I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
     
  19. antediluvianist

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    One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm
    waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down
    the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb,
    a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.
    Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he
    was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman
    sitting in the back seat.

    "Where to?" he stammered.

    "Union Station," answered the woman.

    "You got it," he said, taking another long glance
    in the mirror.

    The woman caught him staring at her and asked,
    "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"

    "Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked,
    and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."

    The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the
    front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does
    *THIS* answer your question?"

    Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got
    anything smaller?"
     
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    Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it.
    Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."