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Had to call the police on a fellow loader!

Discussion in 'Reloading' started by GioaJack, Aug 23, 2010.

  1. GioaJack

    GioaJack Conifer Jack

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    Zombie Steve drove up this afternoon for a couple days of loading and some casting. Showed him around the room and the LNL's with case feeders. Got a big grin on his face then asked if he could thumb through the owner's manual.

    H'e gotta be the fastest guy I've ever seen... stepped out of the room for a couple minutes to go piddle... he managed to unbolt one of the LNL's, grab 8 pounds of Unique, 8 pounds of Clays and my last 2 pounds of Power Pistol. H probably would have made it all the way to his car if he hadn't gotten greedy and tried to tuck 2 five gallon buckets of wheel weights under his arm.

    When the police got here they informed me that because he was a flatlander I could go ahead and just shoot him. Wouldn't ya know it, didn't have one loaded round in the whole house. I came up with a better punishment though... I'm keeping his dog.

    Seems to me I had the same problems when Little Stevie came up here. :dunno:


    Jack
     
  2. shotgunred

    shotgunred local trouble maker

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    If he can tuck two 5 gallon buckets of lead under his arms you were brave calling the cops. He should be able to send your head flying just like a watermelon seed.:wow:

    You guys should just steel lead blast from sailboats like i do.
     

  3. Uncle Don

    Uncle Don Wood butcher

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    Jack - you crack me up!:rofl:
     
  4. WiskyT

    WiskyT Malcontent

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    If I had a nickel for every "theft" call I went on that was really just some geezer with Alzheimers I'd be a millionaire. Besides, nobody likes a rat.
     
  5. kelevra

    kelevra

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    Just like too shoot rats. Take the law into your own hands. Maybe we all could save the nickels and B.S for someone else.
    You did fine buy me GioaJack.
     
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    fredj338

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    Remind me not to bring my dog if I come for a visit.:supergrin:
     
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  7. labdwakin

    labdwakin

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    Note to self: if Jack leaves the room, put your hands on your head and stand very still until he returns, also, leave dog at home.