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The full names have been "redacted" to protect the innocent. I am Jeff, the owner of the company I work for is Tom. I underlined and bolded the responses.

On May 2, 2020, at 3:52 PM, Tom <[email protected]> wrote:

Got a minute?


On Sat, May 2, 2020 at 5:18 PM Jeff wrote:

Sure what’s up “Tom”?

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On May 2, 2020, at 4:20 PM, Tom <[email protected]> wrote:

I'm currently on a conference call with a client and can't talk much at the moment.. just reply. I need you to pick up some gift cards for her, let me know if you can go to a nearby grocery store to get the cards right now and forward them to me here. l'll call you when l'm done and you will be reimbursed.


On Sat, May 2, 2020 at 5:56 PM Jeff wrote:

Tom, I am up to my eyeballs in naked hookers and blow. Pretty sure I won’t come down until Tuesday.


BTW....is this a bad time to ask for Monday off?


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On May 2, 2020, at 5:01 PM, Tom <[email protected]> wrote:




Let me know if there is anyway you can run around this at the moment as I need them urgently.


On Sat, May 2, 2020 at 6:08 PM Jeff wrote:


Tom, maybe you didn’t fully read my previous email. I am higher than a giraffes ass, probably shouldn’t get behind the wheel.


What about Monday off? I really need to know about that, if I have to show up to work Monday I might have a lady or two with me.


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On May 2, 2020, at 5:16 PM, Tom <[email protected]> wrote:




Jeff,this is what I need eBay gift cards of $200 face value... get 3 of the cards, $600 in total. scratch the back out and type out the codes for me on here as soon as you have them. How soon can you get them? I'll call you as soon as I'm available.



On Sat, May 2, 2020 at 6:32 PM Jeff wrote:


I am getting a lap dance right now, so between the blow and the raging boner I am a little confused. Let me see if I got your request right.


You want me to go to Victoria’s Secret and get $600 worth of gift cards and sell them on eBay for you? Do you expect me to make a profit on those? After eBay fees and shipping all I can promise is a wash.


Wouldn’t you just rather have the 600 bucks?


WHAT ABOUT MONDAY?


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On May 2, 2020, at 5:42 PM, Tom <[email protected]> wrote:




Get the cards and forward them to me on here. I'll call you when I'm done here and we will talk about your reimbursement and your request for Monday off.




My last email….he did not response to this:


Tom, the fog cleared a little bit and I re-read your message. I went to the store and got the gift cards. Unfortunately, one of the lovely ladies that has been entertaining me talked me out of them before they even got in my wallet. She promised me a “Cleveland Steamer”. Not sure what that is, hopefully I will enjoy it as much as the lap dance.


Anywho, that was my last 600 bucks. I am tapped out until next payday.


I am still game for getting you those gift cards. Seems pretty important. Shoot me your credit card number and the 3 digit code on the back, and the expiration date. I’ll give it another try!


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Brilliant!

I've received a couple of those; I have you watching porn and pleasuring yourself email. I've been replying that I know their location, and I am coming there to cut your heart from your chest and show it to you. Liberally laced with F bombs.
 

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“Cleveland Steamer”

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Don't look it up on a work computer.
 

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If I have time I'll take an occasional call.....string them along. They ask for my credit card number, I give them a bunch of numbers, They say that's not working, what's the name on the card? I say repeat after me HEYWOOD JABLOW$$.....I even get them to pronounce it, I'm LMAO...It's a great time, then I drop a few F bombs with a few names.....damn crooks
 
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