[flyover]

she popped up recently.

And sadly was gone about as fast as she reappeared.

 

[Rotn1]

And sadly was gone about as fast as she reappeared.

Yeah, that was really too bad.
She provided a some balance and a different perspective.

 

[byf43]

I learned too late in life,

Just be honest.


Tell the woman yer 'a courtin', you just want to get laid. Many women are receptive to this honesty. And it quickly rules out the ones who aren't.

Many years ago, while going through a divorce, a neighbor knocked on my door one evening, and when I answered, she held up a glass and asked, "Got any ice I can borrow?"

"Yes."

"Have any Coke?"

"Yes."

"Got any Rum?"

"Yes."

"Good. Let's have a party. Just you and me."

"C'mon in."

Best weekend I'd had in a lonnnnnnnnng time!

 

[Flying-Dutchman]

Actually the guy is pretty funny and accurate. Thanks for posting.