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GW & Clinton

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Lock316, Jun 8, 2003.

  1. Lock316

    Lock316

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    George W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barber
    shop.
    As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

    As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave.

    Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife, Hillary, will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

    The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you Mr. President?"

    Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
     
  2. commander

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    Someone made coffee come out my nose;Q
     

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