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Guy from Texas moves to California

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Big Sexy Glock, Jun 10, 2005.

  1. Big Sexy Glock

    Big Sexy Glock

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    A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to
    one of those big "everything under one roof" stores
    looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any
    sales experience?"

    The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in

    The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You
    start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see
    how you did."

    His first day on the job was rough but he got through
    it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down
    to see how things went.

    "How many sales did you make today?"

    The young man replied without hesitating, "One."

    The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20
    or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

    The kid said, "$101,237.64."

    The boss said, "$101,237.64?! What the hell did you

    the kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook.
    Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a
    larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
    Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
    said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna
    need a boat, so we went down to the boat department
    and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft. Then he
    said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so
    I took him down to the automotive department and sold
    him that 4x4 Blazer."

    Amazed, the boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a
    fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

    "No, he came here to buy a box of tampons for his wife
    and I said, 'Well, your weekend’s shot, you might as
    well go fishing.'"

    LOL !!!!

    ;z ;z
  2. vafish


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    Mar 21, 2003
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    I love that joke, It always makes me laugh.