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Guts or Balls?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jan 4, 2007.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

    May 22, 2003
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    North Port, FL
    >We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
    >really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
    >you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
    >GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    >met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
    >you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
    >BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
    >smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
    >your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
    >I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
    >speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
    >ultimately result in death.