Guts and Balls

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  1. Hawkwood

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    A friend of mine sent this to me today....The Difference Between Guts and Balls.

    Guts is staggering home after a night of drinking with the boys, being attacked by the wife with a broom when you walk through the door, and replying "Are you still cleaning, or are you getting ready to fly somewhere?"

    Balls is staggering home at 3 AM after a night with the fellas, smelling of cheap perfume with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and saying "You're next, fatty!"

    According to this scale, I have neither guts nor balls. Nor a wife who cleans, come to think of it. :supergrin:
     
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    I laughed the hardest at this part.
     
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    This made me laugh after a 14 hour workday so I thank you sir!
     
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    That's just funny as hell:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    I'd say it's neither. I would call that a Death Wish! :wow: :rofl::rofl:
     
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    Oh, you must know my wife then.... LMFAO!
     
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    Yeah, try that with my ol' lady... I'll be stomped flatter than a search warrant!
     
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    Nicko GTDS FOR LIFE

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    Sig material right there man. :animlol:
     
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    Good work if you can get it!
     
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    This seems like a worthy thread to make a first post! I might have to give both options a try and see what one works out for the better? Thanks for the post, gave me a good laugh!
     
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    I'm encouraged.....
     
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    This...:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?

    [​IMG]
     
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    heeyyyoooooooooooo
     
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    Either way, lawyer-up.
     
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