Guns Vs Women..............

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by stpetejoe, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. stpetejoe

    stpetejoe

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    Ten reasons men prefer guns over women:
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    >>#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    >># 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on
    the
    >>road.
    >># 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
    let
    >>you try it out a few times.
    >># 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
    backup.
    >># 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    >># 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    >># 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
    >># 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    >># 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
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    >>And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman
    >> *****************
    >># 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FO R A GUN.....