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Guns and prostitutes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CHEF-LOU, Mar 12, 2004.

  1. CHEF-LOU

    CHEF-LOU

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    This is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a
    female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to
    sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
    teach these young boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and
    shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD: Irresponsible? I don't see why, they'll be properly
    supervised
    on the rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
    activity to be teaching children?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
    discipline before they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

    GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not
    one, are you?

    The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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  2. Uncle Don

    Uncle Don Wood butcher

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    I think that's an Urban Legend. Wish it wern't because it's very good. You can read about it on truthorfiction.com

    Don
     

  3. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    It's an urban legend, although a variation that's been corrected to be more likely. Check it out on snopes.com. I don't know the exact page, but I read it there 2 days back.
     
  4. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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  5. potshot

    potshot

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    Who cares? The logic holds, and it's funny as all get out.:cool: