Gun Comedy - Disguised Weapons

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by OHstBuckeye, Feb 9, 2010.

  1. OHstBuckeye

    OHstBuckeye

    Messages:
    47
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2009
  2. eXistenZ

    eXistenZ Play it.

    Messages:
    5,821
    Likes Received:
    9
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2008
    Link doesn't work for me.
     

  3. LongGoneDays

    LongGoneDays Misanthropical

    Messages:
    9,249
    Likes Received:
    2
    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2005
    Location:
    Louisiana
    No, that's very funny.
     
  4. 88_gurgel

    88_gurgel

    Messages:
    1,417
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2007
    Location:
    Minnesota
  5. Lohtse

    Lohtse

    Messages:
    272
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2004
    Location:
    NYC
    Only $900 for the G18? :wow: I'll take it!
     
  6. DScottHewitt

    DScottHewitt EMT-B

    Messages:
    15,908
    Likes Received:
    14
    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2000
    Location:
    Waynesboro, VA
    Might wanna remove the link. One already got locked today. The content is NSFW/GT.....

    Funny stuff, though. But, the language violates TOS.
     
  7. american lockpicker

    american lockpicker License to Il

    Messages:
    8,219
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2009
    Location:
    Wood County, West Virginia
  8. bithabus

    bithabus

    Messages:
    1,037
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2008
    Location:
    Austin TX
    Here it is, I blanked out the swear words. Thanks for posting, this is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.


    Original ad:
    **** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
    Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
    Offering: cash, items for barter

    From Me to **********@***********.org:

    Hey,

    I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

    Thanks,

    Mike

    From Jeff ****** to Me:

    I am. lets see what you got.

    From Me to Jeff ******:

    Jeff,

    Here you go:

    [​IMG]

    Looks like a normal spoon, right?

    [​IMG]

    Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

    I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

    Mike

    From Jeff ****** to Me:

    that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

    From Me to Jeff ******:

    Jeff,

    I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

    Mike

    From Jeff ****** to Me:

    fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can ******* off.

    From Me to Jeff ******:

    Jeff,

    Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

    [​IMG]

    At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

    [​IMG]

    Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

    [​IMG]

    This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

    Let me know if you want any of these items.

    Thanks,

    Mike

    From Jeff ****** to Me:

    youre a ******** dumbass, s***brained, asswipe, retarded dips***. you prob walk around with that s*** too you dumb mother ********. I hope you get hit by a car. ******* off, eat s***, and die.
     
  9. american lockpicker

    american lockpicker License to Il

    Messages:
    8,219
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2009
    Location:
    Wood County, West Virginia
    Judging by that sprite case I would say this is from the late 90's.
     
  10. bithabus

    bithabus

    Messages:
    1,037
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2008
    Location:
    Austin TX
    Still funny though
     
  11. DScottHewitt

    DScottHewitt EMT-B

    Messages:
    15,908
    Likes Received:
    14
    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2000
    Location:
    Waynesboro, VA
    Unless, he did the CONVERSION in the late 90s.
     
  12. Trench Sweeper

    Trench Sweeper On the day of your birth death began stalking you

    Messages:
    7,815
    Likes Received:
    5,574
    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2006
    Location:
    KY where the taxes are as high as half the people
    My thoughts exactely
     
  13. rahrah12

    rahrah12

    Messages:
    3,975
    Likes Received:
    16
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2008
    Location:
    Seattle