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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, May 11, 2007.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and the Hunchback of Notre Dame were all talking
    one day.

    Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the
    world."

    Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

    The Hunchback of Notre Dame said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest
    person in the world."

    So they all decided to go to the Guiness Book of World Records to have
    their claims verified.

    Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's
    official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

    Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphantly, "I am now officially the
    smallest person in the world."

    Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame comes out looking utterly
    confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"
     
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  3. Mathurian

    Mathurian Joyous Reaper

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    I'm remembering that one! :laughabove: :laughabove: