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Guiding light

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 28, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An explorer in the Amazon suddenly found himself surrounded
    by a bloodthirsty group of natives.

    Upon surveying the situation, he said quietly to himself,
    "Oh God, I'm screwed."

    A ray of light fell from the sky, and a voice boomed out,
    "No, you are not screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet
    and bash the head of the chief standing in front of you."

    So the explorer picked up the stone and proceeded to bash
    the life out of the chief. He stood above the lifeless body,
    breathing heavily, surrounded by 100 natives with looks of
    shock on their faces.

    The voice boomed out again, "Okay, now you're screwed."
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    okie, you make my day;i ;i ;i