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guess the moral of the story

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 27, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named
    because he had only one testicle.

    He hated that name and asked everyone to not to call him Onestone!

    After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
    "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

    The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a
    young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone..."

    He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he
    made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
    day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

    The word got around that Onestone meant serious business.

    Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
    named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
    Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
    Onestone.

    She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..."

    Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he screwed her
    all day, screwed her all night, screwed her all the next day, screwed
    her all the next night...but, Yellow Bird wouldn't die!!!!

    What is the moral of this story???


    Come on..........take a guess!



    Think about it................




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    And the moral is........................





    You can't kill two birds with one stone!
     
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    J Sand Lost cause

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