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Groucho Marxisms

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Oct 22, 2002.

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    *Women should be obscene and not heard.

    *Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

    *Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

    *We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

    *There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.

    *I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

    *Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

    *Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

    *He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

    *Now there's a man with an open mind—you can feel the breeze from here.

    *I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

    *Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.

    *I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.

    *I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.