*Women should be obscene and not heard. *Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies. *Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? *We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. *There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man. *I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. *Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you. *Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. *He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. *Now there's a man with an open mindyou can feel the breeze from here. *I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. *Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. *I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. *I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.