Venison for dinner, again? Oh, deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home today. Details are sketchy.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing, now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst!
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop, any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then, it dawned on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off!