Venison for dinner, again? Oh, deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home today. Details are sketchy. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing, now. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst! I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop, any time. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then, it dawned on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Velcro - what a rip off!