Groaners

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Mar 6, 2017.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    Venison for dinner, again? Oh, deer!

    A cartoonist was found dead in his home today. Details are sketchy.

    Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing, now.

    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst!

    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop, any time.

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then, it dawned on me.

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

    Broken pencils are pointless.

    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    Velcro - what a rip off!
     
    light-switch and flyover like this.
  2. Tvov

    Tvov

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    lol! Groan!
     

  3. pgg00

    pgg00

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    I'm more into moaners and screamers :D
     
  4. as400guy1

    as400guy1

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    They brought in a mime for questioning but he isn't saying a word.