A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing her > expanding backside. He commented, "Boy, your *** is getting big.almost as > big as the gas grill here." She angrily stomped across the yard, and he > followed saying, "Yep, that thing is getting huge." At this, the wife > retreated to the far side of the yard. Soon he approached with a tape > measure, acquired the width, and exclaimed, "It IS as big as the gas > grill!" > > Later that night when they were in bed, the husband started making moves on > his wife. She just turned away. "C'mon, honey," he said, "what's wrong?" > Her cold reply was, "I'm not firing up this grill for just one little > weiner!"