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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Aug 11, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing her
    > expanding backside. He commented, "Boy, your *** is getting big.almost as
    > big as the gas grill here." She angrily stomped across the yard, and he
    > followed saying, "Yep, that thing is getting huge." At this, the wife
    > retreated to the far side of the yard. Soon he approached with a tape
    > measure, acquired the width, and exclaimed, "It IS as big as the gas
    > grill!"
    >
    > Later that night when they were in bed, the husband started making moves
    on
    > his wife. She just turned away. "C'mon, honey," he said, "what's wrong?"
    > Her cold reply was, "I'm not firing up this grill for just one little
    > weiner!"