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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 15, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and
    throw it back.
     
  2. RMTober

    RMTober Justice for all

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    Okie, its sad.

    This joke is like, 15 years old.

    And I still laughed.
     

  3. podwich

    podwich

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    Blondes...it's not that I necessarily believe the stereotype but things like the following kind of help it along: I was flipping through the channels on TV tonight and ran across that Nick somebody and Jessica Simpson show. I guess she went out shopping and all and bought some sheets for the bed. She brings them home to wash them and Nick sees them and asks about them. Turns out she spent $1400.00 on them. He can't believe it and walks away. She then tries to wash them-she can't figure out how to turn the machine on (you know, pull the knob!). After he comes back and does that for her, she dumps in some fabric softener-right on the sheets (not in the dispenser or the little Downy ball they give you). I don't know if she bothered to use detergent.

    Sigh.
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    No need to be ashamed, Im laughing, too lol ;a