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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 21, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench at the entry
    way when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm
    just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

    Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

    Really, Like a new-born baby?"

    "Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants."