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Greatest invention of the year!

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by JMarch, Dec 3, 2012.

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  1. JMarch

    JMarch ♩. ♪ ♫ ♪ ♬♩

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    From the man who brought you "Balloon Boy" and named his son Falcon, comes Your Shakedown, undoubtedly the greatest thing since ketchup was invented.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Q4A-qkNOM"]Your Shake Downâ„¢ - Remove Contents in Seconds! - YouTube[/ame]
     
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  2. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    Strap a fleshlight in that bad boy and clear your schedule!
     
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  4. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  6. skeeter7

    skeeter7 Brass Vulture

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    Why is he doing an informercial in a robe like he just got out of the shower for such a huge device that only gets the last of the ketchup out of a bottle? What crazy person would actually buy that??? :crazy:
     
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    Either someone got their ass kicked in school a whole lot, or they didn't get it kicked nearly enough.
     
  9. TK-421

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    You grab the bottom of the bottle, firmly, make sure the firmly screwed on and the flip lid is firmly shut, and then you swing your arm in a fastball pitch motion a few times, and everything gets flung to the top of the bottle, if you do it right. If you do it wrong, the bottle either goes flying, or opens up and spews the contents everywhere.

    Why the hell would you spend money on a huge contraption that takes up a ton of space in your kitchen, when you can just use physics? :dunno:
     
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  10. Gunhaver

    Gunhaver the wrong hands

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    Because post #3. That's why. :rofl:

    My girlfriend would go all sex toy MacGyver on it. Add heating elements and integrate it into a bicycle seat or something. It would never see the kitchen.
     
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    Alright, I can see your point. :supergrin:
     
  12. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    TTIWWOP! :rofl:
     
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    But wait,there's more,----:rofl:
     
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