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Great saying of Women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Oct 17, 2003.

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    The hardest years in life are those between ten and
    seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)

    I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of
    them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber

    Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time
    I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an
    envelope and send it to someone. -Jan King

    Things are going to get a lot worse before they get
    worse. -Lily Tomlin

    A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never
    owned a car. -Carrie Snow

    Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis

    A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must
    do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome

    Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through
    the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited

    Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as
    men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
    -Charlotte Whitton

    Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together
    and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen

    I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several
    days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited

    If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have
    to be a horrible warning. -Catherine Aird

    When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded
    kids for two years before they realized I actually had
    a hearing loss...and they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley


    Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount
    of coffee. -Stephanie Piro