Great random thoughs ....

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  1. PaulMason

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    Stupid can conquer intelligence when intelligence tries to understand stupid.

    I wish there was a way to erase specific memories from my mind.

    Women need men to accept them for who they are ... Men need women to help them to be the best they can be.

    Gay people are born that way ... deal with it.

    It is better to loved and lost then never to have loved ... the pain remains.

    I wish I cared about professional sports. I see those people who root for professional team and think, why?

    I like boobs. Women like their boobs held when sleeping.

    Maybe those who care about popular culture have it right. Caring about politics and other 'important' issues isn't rewarding and doesn't mean that much.
     
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    tous GET A ROPE!

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    And dancing is just patterned walking?
     
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  6. PaulMason

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    A great thought is not a question.

    Descartes did not say:
    If I think, am I?

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    Buy some balls and make a statement!
     
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    Most of you need to be female dog slapped.

    Figure out amongst yourselves who those are.......
     
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    tous GET A ROPE!

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    But if you tick off a Internet forum victim of uninhibition syndrome you will never hear the end of it
     
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    Doesn't matter if you are a jump suit wearing janitor or a suit wearing high paid executive, if you're a guy you stop and stare with envy at the guy operating heavy equipment.
     
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    Everyone, and I mean everyone, at times kind of wish they were a specific someone else. It's part of the human condition.
     
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    OK, here's one:

    BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.

    How's that?
     
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    tous GET A ROPE!

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    tadbart duuuuude.

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    the intelligent are vastly outnumbered by the unintelligent.

    if she has dirty feet and dirty hair, she's probably dirty in the middle.

    don't run from a fat cop. especially if you're black.

    don't piss off your ER nurse before they start your IV.
     
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    Whatever you say. I was about to debate you on it, but realized I was in danger of succumbing to your first statement: