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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 11, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell
    happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-
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    The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes
    (at 73)-
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    I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
    -Janette Barber-
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    Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-
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    A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie
    Snow-
    ++++++++++++++++++++++ Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry
    with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky-
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    My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my
    head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-
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    Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-
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    A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
    -Rhonda Hansome-
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    The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman-
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    Every time I close the door on reality it comes! in through the windows.
    -Jennifer Unlimited-
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    Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half
    as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-
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    Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts!
    falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-
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    I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
    once. -Jennifer Unlimited-
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    If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
    warning. -Catherine-
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    When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
    before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
    -Kathy Buckley-
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    I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb
    ... and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-
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    If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue
    Grafton-
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    I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne
    Barr- (Comment: You couldn't get one that big in Madison Square Garden)
    OHC
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    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
    country. -Elayne Boosler-
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    Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-
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    In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything
    done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-
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    I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
    career. -Gloria Steinem-
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    I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
    -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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    Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor
    Roosevelt-
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    Send this to five bright women you know and make their day!