Great Food Personality Dies

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  1. antediluvianist

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    GREAT FOOD PERSONALITY DIES
    It is with saddest heart that we pass on the following news. Please join in
    remembering a great icon of the food community. The Pillsbury
    Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from
    repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
    Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
    father, Pop Tart.
    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
    turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack,
    The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain
    Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered
    the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much
    he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
    was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie",
    wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
    flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model
    for millions.
    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
     
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    He was also injured in the filming of the movie "Ghost Busters"
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    Here was his last TV appearance:

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    Fixed the link above.

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