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Granny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 20, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Standing on the shore, Granny watches her grandson playing in the
    water. She is thunderstruck when she sees a huge wave crash over him.
    When it recedes, the boy is no longer there. He had vanished!
    Screaming,
    Granny holds her hands to the sky and cries, "Lord, how could you? Have
    I not been a wonderful mother and grandmother? Have I not scrimped and
    saved so I could give to the church ? Have I not always put others
    before myself? Have I not always turned my other cheek and loved my
    neighbors? Have I not . . ."
    A deep loud voice from the sky interrupts: "Enough already, give Me a
    break!"
    Immediately, another huge wave appears and crashes on the beach. And
    when it recedes, the boy is there smiling, splashing around as if
    nothing ever happened.
    The deep loud voice continues. . . "I have returned your grandson. Are
    you satisfied?"
    Granny responds, "He had a hat."
     
  2. potshot

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    I'd be on the lookout for a bolt of lightning ;2 ;L