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Grandpa's Drink

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, May 18, 2009.

  1. Blitzer

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    [FONT=&quot]At a family gathering, with all generations around the table, a couple of the mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink. After a while, Grandpa excused himself to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over. His concerned children asked, “What happened, Grandpa?”[/FONT]<o:p></o:p>

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    ”Well,” he answered, “I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!”
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