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Grandma's strudel

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 9, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life.

    The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours.

    Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks:
    "I must be dreaming of heaven. I smell your grandmother's strudel."
    "No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now."
    "I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please go down and get me a sliver?" the old man begs with what is left of his final breath.

    One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed. "Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's delicious strudel?" the old man plaintively queries?

    "I'm very sorry,grandfather, she says you can't have any, it's for the funeral!"
     
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    LMAO. cruel but in a funny way