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Gradma's boyfriend

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CHEF-LOU, Mar 24, 2004.

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    CHEF-LOU

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    A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing
    >with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and
    >said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
    >
    >Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
    >and watch it
    >all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and makes me feel so
    >good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my
    >boyfriend."
    >
    >Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
    >adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
    >started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
    >
    >Just then, the little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open
    >the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
    >
    >The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
    >
    >The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her
    >boyfriend."
    >
    >The minister fainted.