Grade school with Hillary

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  1. bassman-dan

    bassman-dan NRA Lifer

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    Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk, she has a "question & answer" period. One little boy raises his hand & the Senator asks him for his name.

    "Kenneth."
    "And what is your question, Kenneth?"
    "I have 3 questions:
    1st, whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
    2nd, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
    3rd, whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"
    Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the children they will continue after recess.
    When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right,
    question time. Who has a question?"
    A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points to him & asks him for his name.
    "Larry."
    "And what is your question?"
    "Really, I have 5 questions:
    1st - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
    2nd - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
    3rd - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
    4th - Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
    5th - What happened to Kenneth?
     
  2. njoy4x4

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    Sounds like Kenneth joined the "other ones" ;P who dare question....
     

  3. milkdud

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    The body count doth continue to increase . . . .
    Hillary enters the class room and I swear you can hear the theme music from Jaws playing in the background. And just down the hall, what's that? Some manical screaming from another classroom as if someone were being tortured in an insane asylum. Run for your lives!