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Government Job

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by LewisQ, Mar 5, 2003.

  1. LewisQ

    LewisQ 357SIG/10mm

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    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo crap in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee.
    "The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."

    He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of crap, throws it into the air,blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

    The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one
    hand and a bucket of crap in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee.

    "The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about,anyway"?

    The Indian says, "Me in training for government job.
    Drink coffee, shoot the crap, and disappear for rest of the day."
     
  2. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    I've just been reading the lighter side for 20 minutes and that's the first one to make me laugh out loud! ;a