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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 1, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised
    new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI

    It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was
    having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly
    100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than asking him about this,
    the Captain stood at the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales

    Jones explained the basics of GI Insurance to the new recruits, and
    then said, "If you are killed in a battle and have a GI Insurance, the
    government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. But, if you don't
    have a GI insurance and get killed in the battle, the government only
    has to pay a maximum of $6000."

    "Now," he concluded, "which group do YOU think they are going to send
    into battle first?"