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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jul 11, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    John was trying to back his huge 5th wheeler into a tight spot with Mary helping him by standing in back of the rig (out of sight of course) screeching directions. Suddenly his rig bumped into a million dollar Prevost motor home in the next site.

    After much back and forth and screeching and yelling, John succeeded in getting his rig into the site and then starting yelling at Mary who,naturally, responded in kind.

    They then went to the door of the motorhome with John muttering that they'd have to pay for the damage and it was all Mary's fault. He knocked on the door and a nice male voice said "come in".

    They went in to find a handsome 60 year old gentlemen lounging on his white leather sofa and on the flooor were broken glasses and a broken antique bottle. John apologized for hitting him and said that he and Mary would pay any damages.

    The gentleman smiled and said accident happen, don't worry. And then he said that he owed them many thanks. That he was a genie, had been in the bottle for 1000 years and he was now free and he was in their debt. He said that he was allowed to grant 3 wishes and, if they didn't mind, he would keep 1 for himself.

    He said John should go first. John said he wanted a billion dollars a year for the rest of his life. The gentleman said his wish was granted and that he would see that John lived a very long and very healthy life and would be extremely happy.

    The it was Mary's turn. She asked for a mansion, gloriously decorateded with servants galore ready to grant her every wish and whim. The gentleman said her wish was granted and he would see that the house was safe from everything, natural and manmade, and she would have nothing but happiness.

    John then asked the gentlemen what his wish was. He hesitated for a bit then said that he had been 1000 years in the bottle and hadn't made love with a woman for all that time and his wish was that Mary would be his first woman. John was taken aback as was Mary but, after discussion, they decided that since he had been so very good to them they should agree.

    3 hours later, after the gentlemen and Mary had been enjoying each other's bodies, he turned to Mary and said "How old are you and your husband?"

    Mary said they were 35.

    He said "35? and you still believe in genies?"
     
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    That's hilllarious. Nasty old man.

    Si vis Pacem, Para bellum

    What does this mean it looks latin to me.
     

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    I think Tom Jane said that in the punisher. I may be wrong.