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Got punched in the mouth today!!!

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Eurodriver, Nov 10, 2012.

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  1. Eurodriver

    Eurodriver

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    So I'm out of town in Palm beach gardens visiting a friend I went to his girlfriends house for dinner with their family. It was him, his girl, her sister and the two girls parents along with me.

    Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!

    So after dinner we were talking and I got the vibe that they were trying to set me up with the sister.

    That's cool. She's hot too. So I'm game to see where it goes.

    Well to not prolong this, mom was bending over showing the girlfriend a yoga pose. Beyond the mom, the sister was in a mini skirt and lotioning up her legs!

    Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??

    Honest- I said the first thing that came to my mind. I wasn't even thinking.

    "I wasn't checking out your wife I swear! I was checking out Natalie!"

    Bam.

    I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...

    Time to drink. I will update on if the girl likes me or not.


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  2. Sporaticus

    Sporaticus Aw sheet main

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  3. el_jewapo

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    Well good luck. Only thing worse than a punch to the teeth is a punch to the teeth and not scoring.
     
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    Of all of the People in the whole world this could have happened to, I would not have imagined it would be you.



    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
     
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    Probably wasn't the smartest reply. But you already knew that.

    Any pics?

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  7. Eurodriver

    Eurodriver

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    For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.

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  8. JDennis

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    Really?? Why even post something asinine as this? Was she checking out your sweet benz after you paid the kids 15 bucks to key it for you? Wow. If its true, some things are better kept to yourself...
     
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  9. ChuteTheMall

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    I'm disappointed that it wasn't by the sweet older lady you have the crush on.
     
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    Kingarthurhk Isaiah 53:4-9

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    "Life is hard; its harder when you're stupid."-John Wayne.
     
  11. Bruce M

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    I think the obvious lesson here is that under similar circumstances the correct response would be to say something such as "Could move to your left/right, please. You are hot but I am trying to check out your daughter." Then there is no confusion as to intentions.
     
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    Was it worth the look? If so, do nothing and pay them another visit!
     
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    CJStudent No Longer Fenced In

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    He's baaaaaaaaack.
     
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    Isn't that just a damn shame?


    Wait, no, it's not.

    Moron.
     
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    He should have just shot you and spared the rest of us your future postings. HH
     
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    ~ "Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!" ~


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    Thanks for the interesting share...:supergrin:
     
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    forget the story , so they were hot !!!!! how bout some pics , i know you took some lol . :supergrin:

    dont let all the haters get ya down ,keep on pimping it :wavey:

    finally no more bs politics threads and this thread shows we have recovered nicely .:supergrin::supergrin:
     
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    For that, I'd like to buy you a beer!
     
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    Sorry ED. I smell this post to be all out BS, made up, etc.

    and I don't even jump on the "let's hate ED bandwagon".
     
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