I got pulled over in my 08 Tundra and the LEO said I should not be driving a recalled vehicle. I dont tell him about my Sig in the glove box because he would just tell me how great glocks are and give me a ticket to boot. I go to pull out my license and accidentally discharge my knife. My leg is bleeding from the knife wound, so I go to the nearby Walmart for some bandages. Its really odd because theres about 10 people lined up at the gumball machine as I leave. I get in my truck and see this 90 year old man running out the door. I pull from my parking spot and accidentally run over his foot. I offer to help, but he limps away, muttering something about a receipt. Well, I get home and get a call from this sales guy trying to sell me something called pre-paid legal. I tell him Im on the do not call list, but he assures me that Im in his computer. Just then, my wife bursts in the room and yells at me for telling my friend not to marry her sister. Im now sleeping in my truck, looking at a mess of garbage, destroyed by some stray cats that wont some making noise. What a day, huh.