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Got Pulled Over and the Day Just Got Worse

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by NorthCarolinaLiberty, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. NorthCarolinaLiberty

    NorthCarolinaLiberty MentalDefective

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    I got pulled over in my 08 Tundra and the LEO said I should not be driving a recalled vehicle. I don’t tell him about my Sig in the glove box because he would just tell me how great glocks are and give me a ticket to boot. I go to pull out my license and accidentally discharge my knife.

    My leg is bleeding from the knife wound, so I go to the nearby Walmart for some bandages. It’s really odd because there’s about 10 people lined up at the gumball machine as I leave. I get in my truck and see this 90 year old man running out the door. I pull from my parking spot and accidentally run over his foot. I offer to help, but he limps away, muttering something about a receipt.

    Well, I get home and get a call from this sales guy trying to sell me something called pre-paid legal. I tell him I’m on the do not call list, but he assures me that I’m in his computer. Just then, my wife bursts in the room and yells at me for telling my friend not to marry her sister.

    I’m now sleeping in my truck, looking at a mess of garbage, destroyed by some stray cats that won’t some making noise.

    What a day, huh.
     
  2. Critias

    Critias Freelancer CLM

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    Well, at least no one tried to sell you a small McDonald's ice cream cone, or mailed you the Jarhead dvd (in a cheap cardboard box). It couldn't been worse!
     

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    skanless IPA ISLAND

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    Ima19man

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    :faint:I've had those kind of days!
     
  5. yO B

    yO B

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    Damn.

    Anyway, what knife you carrying?
     
  6. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    yeah at least you didnt get non-leathal double tap after whipping out that knife!
     
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    I thought that was what was needed to stop the leakage:dunno:
     
  9. jame

    jame I don't even know....what I'm doing here....

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    Well, at least it wasn't raining............
     
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    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    I hope tomorrow goes better for you:wavey:
     
  11. Elvis Lives

    Elvis Lives

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    i am curious what happened with all the details in between the highlights.

    mainly, what was the result of you getting pulled over and why? but more importantly, how did your knife accidentally discharge...was it a switchblade or something? what did the cop say when that happened..did he send you to walmart?

    am i the only one that doesnt get it?
     
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    Cochese Most mackinest CLM

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    Never talk to the police.
     
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    farley45

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    kestrou Pin Member #4

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    Elvis - you just joined GT this month - yes, you're the only one that doesn't get it - suffice it to say that some stories here are... embellished for comedic effect! :)

    kestrou
     
  15. eXistenZ

    eXistenZ Play it.

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    Yes, yes you are. It's okay though, you're new. :supergrin: :wavey:
     
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    Was he wearing his hat?
     
  17. 8-Ball

    8-Ball Old Soul

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    Whats there not to get?

    Now be quiet and listen, he's getting ready to suck start his Sig. :supergrin:
     
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    He may just be sucking on it to remove the rust.
     
  19. Elvis Lives

    Elvis Lives

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    oh ok. i dont feel bad. is it suppose to mock some other users or something? then it makes sense even if i dont know who.
     
  20. 8-Ball

    8-Ball Old Soul

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    Nah.. Everybody else is mocking other (mostly past) users.

    :whistling: