Good News

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by robin303, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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    Sep 27, 2009
    Houston, TX
    The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
    They say the house didn't float very far at all.
    The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work.
    Jerry Springer wants to surprise you on his show.
    The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.
    The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird.
    The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.
    Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don't worry about it.