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Good news/bad news

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. okie

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    "I have good news and bad news," the defense attorney told his client.

    "First the bad news. The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene."

    "Oh, no!" cried the client.

    "What's the good news?"

    "Your cholesterol is only 140."