Good news/Bad news

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 26, 2005.

  1. okie

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    "Good News, Bad News..."
    A man gets a telephone call from a doctor.
    The doctor says: "About this medical test I did on you, I have some good news and some bad news."
    The man asks for the good news first:
    "The good news is that you have 24 hours to live," says the doctor.
    Horrified, the man asked: "If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??"
    "I couldn't reach you yesterday."