Good news, Bad news

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pimagunman, Aug 7, 2003.

  1. pimagunman

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    A defense attorney says to his client
    "I have good news and bad news"
    "What's the bad news?"
    "Your blood matches the DNA found at the crime scene"
    "What's the good news?"
    " Your cholesterol is down to 140..........."