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(Good morning Pat) a first grade teacher was reading to her class

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, May 10, 2007.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    One day the first grade teacher was reading the

    story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to

    the part of the story where Chicken Little warns the farmer.

    She read , "...The sky is falling!" The teacher then asked

    the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?"

    One little girl raised her hand and said."I think he said,

    "Holly *****! A talking chicken!"
     
  2. Another Miller

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    Heard this one?

    Kid comes home and is doing his math homework,his mother hears him say "2+2, that son of a bi..is 4 and 2+3,that son of a bi.. is 5".The mother comes in and asks "who is teaching you these words?" the kid says, "my teacher mom".

    The next day the mom and dad go to the principal and speak with the teacher and ask angrily her why they are teaching her son profanity.The teacher says "no,I was saying the sum of which".