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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 17, 2003.

  1. okie

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    A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
    long and happy marriage "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.
    We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly
    said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the mule
    stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We
    hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My
    wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead. I started an angry protest over her treatment of the mule, when she
    looked at me and quietly said, 'That's once.' And we lived happily
    ever after."