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Good clean joke involves a glock

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ok_patriot, Oct 8, 2004.

  1. ok_patriot

    ok_patriot Go Sooners

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    I hope every one enjoys. ok_patriot

    Subject: Democrats, Republicans, and Southerners!


    Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
    Republicans, and Southerners?
    Answer: Pose the following question: You're walking down a
    deserted
    street with your wife and two small children.
    Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
    corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife,
    and
    charges. You are carrying a Glock 27, and you are an expert shot. You
    have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
    What do you do?
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    Democrat Answer:
    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
    man
    look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
    inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What
    about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
    his
    hand?
    What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have
    appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun
    anyway,
    and whatkind of message does this send to society and to my children?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely
    want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to
    grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
    stabbing me? Should I call 911 ? Why is this street so deserted? We
    need to raise taxes, have a Paint and weed day and make this a happier,
    healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so
    confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days
    and try to come to a consensus.
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    Republican Answer:
    BANG!
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    Southerner's Answer:
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ! BANG!
    click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
    Tips or Black Talon Hollow Points??
     
  2. vote Republican

    vote Republican White and nerdy Moderator

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    Welcome to GT, ok_patriot.

    Before posting gun jokes, realize that many of these have been posted about 200 times already. ;)
     

  3. fatlander

    fatlander Comrade

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    I've never heard that one!
    [although its only mildly amusing]
     
  4. DigitalMafia

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    We need to revise this tired *** joke:
    Democrat Answer:
    Well the idea that he was carrying a Glock is funny!

    Republican Answer:
    BANG...well officer I am absolutely certain that he had a knife.....well he talked about a knife....well he coulda had knife...well he knew people that had knives...well he was a bad guy just look at him...well his garage has oil in it...my Daddy told me to do it.

    Southerner's Answer:
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ! BANG!
    click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG!Daughter:
    (insert inbreeding joke here)
     
  5. lucky8926

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