Good/Bad news

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 24, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A large two-engine train was crossing America. After it had gone
    some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the
    engineer thought, and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line, the
    other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.
    The engineer decided he should inform the passengers
    about why the train had stopped, and made the
    following announcement:
    "Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.
    The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we are stuck here
    for some time. The good news is that this not American Airlines"